“The shaefer award pop quiz

EGYLO: Hello everyone and welcome to our celebrity pop quiz! Great to see you all here today. Our guest today is no other then the legendary fashion icon Kaaaarlll Lagerfield!!
EYGLO: Welcome Karl and thank you for being with us. So what do you think of Icelandic fashion today?
KARL: so and so…
EYGLO: So are you ready for the first question?
Singer Adele recently went through a weight loss program where her diet consisted of cucumbers, water and chili. How much weight did she loose?
KARL: 24, 5 kg.
YAMAHA: Holds in button 8 and presses button 7 a few times.
EYGLO: That is correct!! Claps.
EYGLO: In one of Lionel Richies most popular songs he sings about a “special feeling” encouraged by dancing on a “special” surface. What is the surface he is talking about?
KARL: hmmmm….. The roof?
EYGLO: WRONG! it was the ceiling!
EYGLO: in 2007 sylvester Stalone fell into severe depression and didn´t leave his Hollywood mansion for three months. What was the cause of the depression and what methods did he use to work his way out of it?
KARL: I don’t know. I want to call Lindsay.
We call lindsey she doesn’t pick up.
We call Ralp Macchio, the actor from karate kid:
RALPH: One night He had been watching the making of of cliffhanger and notices that in one of the behind the scene shots he has his zipper open in a close up. The DVD had already been distributed all around the Usa and asia and it was too late to do anything about it. The very same night his dog “awesome victory” had been driven over by a forklift.
EYGLO: And how did he recover from the depression?
RALPH:hot yoga
EYGLO: that is correct!!!
Eyglo gives Karl the fashion Scheffer!”